...because I can't seem to keep the damn thing off of Bravo TV! I swear to God -- I cannot get away from marathon reality-tv drama-contest shows! Who can pass up machismo lesbian weightlifters? Or uber-nellie hairdressers? And I find myself stuck in reruns of Project Runway, seasons 1 and 2!
I find myself fascinated by this shit. I get some thrill from watching Jacklyn Smith force a queen to cut some dysmorphic model's hair with garden shears!
Maybe there's a 12-step program somewhere?
